Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
