What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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