So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
this will be a night to untag.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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