i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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