Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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