Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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