I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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