white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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