i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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