lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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