yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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