I love black thongs
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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