You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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