dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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