i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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