Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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