I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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