The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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