"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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