The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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