Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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