i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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