I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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