he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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