Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
