I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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