She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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