Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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