i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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