I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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