nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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