to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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