I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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