Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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