We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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