I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
