I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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