none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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