i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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