We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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