Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jerry, you need to find god
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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