Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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