Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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