You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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