Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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