return my video game
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
