is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
