Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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