It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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