he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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