Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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