i don't like sucking hair
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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