this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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