She just used a chaser for red wine.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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