i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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